“I misinterpreted the rules.” – Eric Cartman
Having a hard time with those terrible quizzes, nightmare mid-terms, and those finals from hell? Studying hard but still failing? Well you have come to the right place.
- When you want to look at your seatmate's answers, just make it simple and do it quick. (This may sound like a bit too cliché but cheating is serious business and you will really have to face terrible consequences once you are caught.)
- Wear dark tinted sunglasses or shades in order to conceal your eye. Shades are very effective. You can use your eyes to look at your seatmate's papers without getting caught. If you are asked why you are wearing shades tell the professor that you have a black eye. It’s easy to have a black eye. Just punch your eye real hard!
- Practice at home on how you can become a Master on fast reading and handwriting recognition. It's very useful on those fags who wouldn't want to share their wrong answers.
- Know the classroom or place where you will have an exam so that your cheating techniques will become more effective making the chances of you getting caught lowered. This means that you can pick your seat carefully. Try to select the seats which the teacher hardly notices.
- Make it look like your not having a hard time on the exam. Pretend that the test is easy and you find it enjoyable even though it is total nightmare from hell. Tense people get more suspicion.
- If scientific calculators are allowed then program all the formulas in them. If the teacher resets them before the exam, have some back up calculator. Bring at least two formula programmed calculators just in case.
- Creating a cheat sheet is one of the best methods of cheating because it is so easy to make and you might even get a perfect score if pulled it off. But the risks are much higher. For one, it will be hard to justify why you are in possession of a cheat sheet.
- If your seatmate is your friend then invent silly but effective signs on communicating answers. Like, middle finger means letter A, eating your own hair means B and so on.
- Exam proctors usually don't allow their students to go out and take a leak. But there are those who let their students to go out. If not convince them that you have a cancer and if you don't let take a leak, argue that it will worsen. If you manage to get out, ask everyone you meet in the aisle and restroom about the answers except to the principal.
- Always asked the teacher if eating is allowed. If allowed, write answers in the food labels. Write answers on chewing gum and if the teacher notices you, swallow it immediately.
- Ask a question and the professor might actually give you a clue or accidentally give you the answer. Also by walking up to his desk, you can take a peek at the answer key or even at the papers of those who have submitted early.
- Last but not the least, when you are caught you only have to do one thing: Deny. The best cheaters are those who are never seen, heard nor admitted cheating.
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Interesting blog, I've read some post and I just can say: good job!
ReplyDeleteI'm in the middle of my exams so this one could be useful. Tip for girls: write the answers on your thighs and wear a skirt. Copy as much as you can. Doesn't matter if the teacher thinks he/she caught you, he/she can't tell you to raise your skirt.