20 Things to do with a Gum

1. Stick it on other person’s hair

2. Make a song about the good times you have with it

3. Put it on a blind man's guitar strings

4. Try to stick it on the hole of your penis while urinating

5. Chew a ton gum and use it to cover your asshole while laughing

6. Try the method above when having diarrhoea

7. Use it to cover the tailpipe of your enemy's car

8. Hungry? Swallow it.

9. Use it to cover the holes of your bicycle tires

10. You can also use it to cover holes in your car's tires

11. Use it as a substitute for a bandage

12. Stick it on the pussies and tits of the models of your enemies’ playboy magazines and watch them put all their effort trying to remove it

13. Have a handshake with it as if it’s a long lost friend

14. Use it to cover "all" the holes on your face and see what happens

15. Give your chewed gum to children and tell them that if they eat it, they will become Harry Potter.

16. Give your chewed gum to adults and tell them that if they eat it, they will become Arnold Schwarzenegger.

17. Give it to Harry Potter and tell him that if he eats it, he will become Arnold Schwarzenegger.

18. Stick it on the back of your enemies’ car steering wheel

19. Make a catapult and use it as ammo. Excellent on concert and movies

20. Try collecting a billion of them and make a big chewing gum monster and tell him to challenge Godzilla.

*I wrote this around 5 years ago. Good times...